Today was a mix of good and bad. But I had to navigate through the wads of shit. Quite literally. The first thing that happened was I stepped on a massive pile of dog shit. It looked like a bull had emptied his ass. I had to clean that off my shoe as throughly as possible.
Then later, my damn belt broke in the bathroom of the Olive Garden. And my pants kept falling down afterwards. I felt like I was in a fucking Cantinflas movie. With me needing to make sure I didn’t moon anybody with my fat ass. Then finally, well you don’t need to know what else happened.
Needless to say, this new moon has been kicking my ass worse than a Waffle House employee.
So here in the spirit of the fuckery that is the New Moon in Fucking Aquarius I give you new Astro links. And damn you sarcastic Aquarius sign assholes to Hell.
Good Luck, Bad Luck, and General Information on the New Moon. As well as personalized info based on your zodiac sign
The New Moon in Aquarius Brings the New Year, Fresh-Start Energy You’ve Been Waiting For—Here’s What To Expect for Your Sign
Oh and I forgot to mention, it’s a fucking Supermoon too. That’s what I get for being a Magus who isn’t up to date on astrology. The original Magi are rolling around in their graves right now. Fucking Hell.
New Supermoon in Aquarius Saturday 21st – A Major Re-set as the Real New Year Begins!
New Moon in Aquarius and Lunar Year season
Let’s also add some New Year’s Rituals
Flying Stars in February 2023: Prosperity Has Flown to the Center
Chinese New Year Rituals for 2023: Year of the Water Rabbit
Ritual for Inviting in the God of Wealth for 2023
Auspicious Colors & Symbols for Chinese New Year 2023
The Importance of the Lion Dance During Chinese New Year
Good Days to Re-start Work & to Travel During the Year of the Water Rabbit
Lucky Colors to Wear in 2023: The Year of the Water Rabbit
Tai Sui of 2023 – General Pi Shi
Mitigating the Five Yellow Affliction
So that’s everything. Meanwhile I have some cleansing to do.
2 thoughts on “Astrological Report : The New Moon, bringing in a shitty day”
I LOVED Cantinflas! OMG He was hilarious!
I did this video to send to my friends yesterday to express how my dad went
Pay close attention to the maniacal laugh.
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Damn, that looks like me while I am raging and plotting the death and destruction of the sigh of Aquarius
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