So lately, it seems that the Gods are fucking with me. Every damn time that I try to use zoom I sound either like a robot from Star Wars or like I have throat cancer. Seriously, wtf is going on here? Every single damn time. Is Hermes flying under the influence?
So I’m trying to impart some special knowledge about two Prophets of the Gods, that’s Sam and Dean Winchester
And our communication gets messed up
I learned that even though the Gods have tried to silence me, my power in the Force has grown strong! I can now speak into zoom with my mind! Lol, that or the time was lagging behind on zoom call. And they couldn’t hear my voice while I was actually speaking. They had to wait until zoom sent my voice out. So I tried to speak again and this fucking machine made my voice sound like cosmic noise from outer space. I finally nutted, I mean muted myself.
Lol, no masturbation necessary.
So yeah……I completely embarrassed myself last night. I had a premature emission of misspelled text. Wait is that wrong to say? 🤔 I would like to take this chance to thank my dark overlord and savior Revenger Man also known as Lord/King/Emperor Ben of Scotland. For giving me these extra powers in the force. And for not allowing the squirrels to attack me when I mentioned “nuts” in my post.
That would have been weird. Gotta get back to work building his Arks. And if you think I went off the deep end hmmm check to see if Mercury is in Retrograde. We may need to see if Chuck is Fucking with us too. Be well my fellow Occultists!
– M
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